My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
