suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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