do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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