Fine. I'll sleep in my office
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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