He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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