STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
