nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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