Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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