What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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