I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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