Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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