The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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