I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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