My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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