Can Purell be used as lube?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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