Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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