did you get engaged???
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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