I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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