I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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