She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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