So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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