Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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