well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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