its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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