Swine flu. Run for my life!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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