When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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