Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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