I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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