So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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