I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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