Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
two words: eviction party
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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