Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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