For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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