i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
well you can't waste a boner
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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