Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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