As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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