Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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