so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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