we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
The uberlube is also flammable
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
