His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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