I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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