Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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