So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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