shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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