turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Two words: blizzard sex
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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