So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
This house was built for laser tag.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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