The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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