u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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