I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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