I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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