shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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