He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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