if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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