try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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