super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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