haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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